i.love.television.

I love television. I do. My mother has spent a great deal of time in my life convincing me that being a tv lover is disgusting... but, she'll admit it too: TV is wonderful. And though she would rather curl up with a book, and I with my laptop... tv is a big part of my week. So, if you watch any of the same awesomely horrible shows, you will enjoy knowing you are not alone:

Bachelor
Each week, as I watch this delightful weakness of mine, John walks through the room singing "On the wings of love... just the two of us together flying high..." It inevitably makes me fall out of my chair laughing. This is by far the cheesiest theme song of all time. When he is not around and the song begins playing throughout the episodes, I find myself cringing. A couple nights ago we were walking around The Legends doing some window shopping, and the song began playing over the loud speakers... we both about died.

What do I think of this season? I don't think it is even the editing - I think Vienna would be a horrible choice... but, I have this sinking feeling he'll pick her.

Anyone else wish they were on the San Fran date? What a beautiful day... Come to KC, sun!

Teen Mom
No comments allowed. MTV sucked me in. I was bored one Saturday... anyone else fall in love accidentally? I love Tyler and Catelynn - they are amazing young people. While the rest of you are looking forward to Lost tonight, I am looking forward to Dr. Drew's "where are they now" episode of Teen Mom. Believe me, I know. I am a loser.

Big Love
Bill - I am not a fan of you this season. But, I am a fan of this show - love love love it!

Dexter, True Blood, Entourage, The Closer
Wherefore art thou? Come back. Now.

Real Housewives of Orange County
Crazy!!! (crazy good)

Big Bang Theory
Bazinga! If you are not watching this show, you are missing out.

To all of you out there embarassed by your tv viewing choices, be proud - if it is still airing, you are not alone!